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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn't much atmosphere.
Why can't Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will "let it go, let it go."
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I'll gladly drink it.
What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose
Why does snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo-Drizzle.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them